Hamas International has won the Scottish Government contract to build a tunnel from Scotland to Northern Ireland. With over a decade of experience operating under both Gaza and Israel, and an impressive 300 miles of tunnel constructed to a depth of 165 feet in places, large enough to enable cars to drive through, Hamas International convinced the Scottish Government in a closely fought battle between some of the largest tunnel contractors.
Viet Cong Contractors PLC expressed their disappointment at losing the contract.
A spokesmuslim for the Scottish Government said that recent negotiations held in Qatar sealed the deal.