Yes, it is April Fool’s Day in Scotland, forever more to be known as Humza’s Day. Join with us around the world as you are anonymously accused, prosecuted, deported to the Scottish Gulag, fined and arrested because some snowflake wasn’t taught the Sticks and Stones rhyme as a kid.
The world is laughing at us, Scotland, as are the Kelpies. But don’t worry, laughter is soon to be banned in Scotland. And the Kelpies will be torn down. Humza is not a fan.
Make sure you clear your browser cache after viewing this website. You wouldn’t want the Polis discovering you’d viewed it. You might have to answer all sorts of uncomfortable questions like:
How many times a day do you think about tarring and feathering Humza Yousaf?
Would you rather live in an independent Scotland with Humza Yousaf as chief dictator and bottle washer or spend the rest of your life in a Gulag?
Are you willing to convert to Islam?
How much money have you donated to Hamas?
Who is more deserving to receive money paid by Scots through tax – Palestians who voted for Hamas or young white male Scots?
This has been a fake news special from The Notional. Don’t share in Scotland!