To simplify the application of the Hate Crime and Public Order (Scotland) Act 2021, Police Scotland today announced they will be providing free Hate Crime Reward Cards. Five stamps of your Hate Crime Reward Card will get you one free Non-Crime Hate Incident, or NCHI. Ten stamps will get you a prosecution for Hate Crime with optional fine and seven year imprisonment. A bargain at twice the price.
Spokestool for Police Scotland said: “Stamping a Hate Crime Reward Card simplifies the whole process for everyone. We no longer have to worry about prosecution under the Human Rights Act or GDPR fines. We were not recording every incident anyway and can shift responsibility for the whole mess onto the citizens who committed the Hate Crimes in the first place.”
Hate Crime Reward Cards will not be available to MSPs unless they are members of the Scottish Conservative and Unionist party, or are billionaires who really should be paying for their Hate Crime yet can afford solicitors and unwanted publicity and have millions of adoring fans.
Get your Hate Crime Reward Card at a sex shop of your choosing.