With Humza Yousaf burning bridges left, far-right, and center, Police Scotland this morning assigned officers to guard Scotland’s remaining bridges.
“We are uncertain which remaining bridges are at risk, so need to defend them all,” Scotland’s Chief Constable Jo Farrell said in a briefing to The Notional this morning. “With Ross Greer indicating Humza is currently looking for an off-ramp and that he has burned his last golden bridge with The Soylent Green party, we have put police all across Scotland on high alert.”
Ross Greer is quoted as saying Humza’s “judgement is now called into question”. We at The Notional find it surprising it has taken the Soylent Greens this long to work that out. For many of us it was his time as Transport Minister. Others during his time as Health Minister. Others only twigged during #ScooterGate.
In world news, European countries have called on the EU to deny Humza Yousaf a visa due to the threat to the hundreds of bridges also at risk on the continent.