Officer One 08:22: “Recording started at 08:22. Present in the room… Justine Other Scott, Constable Nick Sturgeon, speaking. Also present is Constable Harry Yousaf.”
Arrestee 08:23: “Oh look! Here comes Justin!”
Officer Two 08:23: “Oh for the love of Swinney.”
Arrestee 08:24: “Who’s a good boy, Justin? Who’s a good boy?”
Officer One 08:24: “What’s going on?”
Arrestee 08:25: “Justin is coming out to play. Grr. Oh Justin, don’t do that! Grrr. He doesn’t like you.”
Officer Two 08:26: “If you’re not careful, we’ll be arresting you for wasting police time next.”
Arrestee 08:26: “Grr. Grrr.” Arrestee makes loud barking sounds.
Officer Two 08:27: “We should just put this one in a padded cell.”
Arrestee 08:27: Arrestee makes loud barking sounds.
Officer One 08:28: “Threatening a police officer is a criminal offence.”
Arrestee 08:28: “Grrr.”
Officer Two 08:29: “We need to get the Sarge in here. I’m not putting up with this any more.”
Recording terminated at 08:29
To be continued…