The Notional is delighted to partner with Scottish Greens MSP Ross Greer in our new ‘Ross Greer’s Gross Rear Photo Competition’ (TM). Now out of government, the Scottish Greens have a LOT more time on their hands and can finally get back to thinking about cleaning up the environment instead of their previous focus on gender issues. Mr Greer, when he is not demonstrating on behalf of Hamas, is especially passionate about the visible effect of pollution. “When I’ve been in other countries,” Mr Greer told us, “you never see a dirty rear end. Other countries will fine you, on the spot, if not clean.”
Ross Greer’s spokestranswoman told us: “Calling out and shaming gross rears fits in well with our other Green policies, like banning wood burning stoves. Smoke, dirt, pollution, these are all things the Scottish Greens want to ban. Only when Scotland is clean, bright and shiny, like Ross Greer, will we finally hang up our cleaning cloth and call it a day.”
Every month we will accept entries for photos of the grossest rear of the week. This is a worldwide competition folks so if you would like to share your gross rear, send your photo to: grossrear @ thenotional . news
Here are a few gross rears to get you in the mood:
